February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm never going to like you
justwanttobehealthyandfit:
I have time to kill!
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? 2. Who are you in love with? 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? 6. Are you wearing socks right now? 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 9. Have you been to the movies in...
mysterious-cheekbones:
Robert Pattinson is your drunk cousin who sits at the table on Thanksgiving and says things to piss off everyone in the family because he just. doesn’t. give. a. fuck.
I’m currently filling the distance between us, this huge hole, with songs and books and people that I dont even like. Someday I’m going to throw a rock that says ‘I miss you’ at you, so you can know how much it pains me to miss you.
brandnewswastikas:
My virginity was (Taken with instagram)
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
